Oh, well, well. Om, nom, nom.
Now, you've got amazing chance to see a perverted kid of happiness once more. *moi*

My recent scents of undoubtable awesomness:

I'm even more lazy than usual. Hurray! (I'm playing Ragnarok Online instead of learning and doing creative things; bad, bad nightmare). My spine hurts because I'm doing nothing. *God's punishment* In case you have no clue what this goddamned Ragnarok is, click here and get molested - [link]

I've lost 2 kilos while learning and getting stressed. My brain consumes fat. Convenient, ne?

See? I've got a bishie to rape! _{[insert nightmare's happiness here]} Nah, nah, click and see, he's pretty and gay [link] Oh, no, no. Teh drama!

A new volume of 'Yami no Matsuei' hit Polish bookstores *nightmare gets hyper* Muraki!!!!!11!!1oneone

I won a laptop computer and university's index to a course called 'Individual Humanistic Studies' *art history, I'm coming! *...
...
...
...in a national theology competition.
Yes, you got it right.
_{Poczytajcie sobie o mnie w Katowickim dodatku "Gościa Niedzielnego"}

I got a scholarship to the Nordic Red Cross United World College in Norway.
Brainy baby, am I not? Here you can read about my new school - [link]

New deviation is on its way. Oh, joy!
_{*and nightmare will answer your comments and see all of your deviations as soon as hyper mood ceases.*}


*************************************************************************

My hunny bunny!




*************************************************************************
Ultimate P L A Y G R O U N D of doom.




..



[pornographic empty space for your naked photos]



They call me the count because I fuck.

...Oh, well.

And before I forget - I identify myself with this... well... how to put it... emoticon --> He's name is Nightmare, he likes to drink coffee, terrorize villages and rape damsels in distress. Kind of alter ego, you get it, right?

Right?!

Yay.
Well, then... Goodbye, my little subscription. *sob, sob*
Damn... my pink journal was so pretty.

Yo, how, how! Mee-eery Easter _{I can't help myself while it's snowing outside}

Teh noes. I do ambitious things, oh, no, no. [link] Yay. It's not certain but I may have a chance to be send to study abroad (Italy, Great Britain, Canada, USA, who knows...). There is only one stage of application left for me, since I'm here *polish only, and I'm the 24th* -->[link]

Don't remove me from your watchlist just because I suck, ne?

+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+

T A G O F D O O M

_{...wpisujący się w ducha poszukiwania tożsamości, tylko, że jeszcze głupszy...}

1. Czy jesteś gejem?
Wolę określenie safistka. xD Żeby życie miało smaczek, raz dziewczynka, raz chłopaczek, ne? Ach, jestem jak Murak.

2. Jak sie z tym czujesz?
KoszmarNIE. _{pozor: to był autoironiczny kalambur słowny}

3. Co inni myślą o twojej orientacji?
Niektórzy się boją pochylić w mojej obecności, reszta jest nieświadoma.

4. Czy twoi rodzice o tym wiedzą?
Oficjalnie potęiają moją wystawę yaoi w pokoju.

5. Jak to przyjęli?
Ignorancja - źródłem odwagi, jak to się mawia w Koszmarnogrodzie.

6. Jakie masz poglądy dotyczące życia?
Skrajny egoizm i materializm ze szczyptą subtelnego zboczenia Ale szczerze mówiąc, aż się dziwię, że się tak długo uchowałam bo ja wrażliwa idealistka jestem.

7. Jesteś za czy przeciw aborcji?
Przeciw, czemu dzieciak ma płacić za durną matkę(?)

8. Ktoś wsadza ci przedmiot do tyłka...co to takiego?
To ja wsadzam. Lunetę.

9. Ulubione gejowskie powiedzenie?
It's okay to be gay - let's share joy with the boys! xD

10. Ulubiony kolor?
Biały. A dzisiaj mi się śnił nekrofil, fajnie, nie?

11. Co myślisz o seksie?
Myślę, że to przejaw ludzkiego 'deteriora sequor'. A swoją drogą, jak Sapkowski napisał, "zaczyna się wzniośle a kończy na dupie".

12. Co mówisz, kiedy ktoś cię maca?
Mruczę. Albo mówię, żeby się poszedł chędożyć.

13. Czy byłeś kiedyś na paradzie równości?
Nie podnieca mnie manifestowanie czyjejkolwiek odmienności.

14. Yaoi, yuri or hentai?
Yaoi bo w yuri dziewczyny są zawsze brzydkie, mają wielkie głowy, jeszcze większe oczy i największe cycki. Hentai z tentaklami. xD

15. Teraz tagnij tych których chcesz zgwałcić!
Negative! Nie pozbawiajmy tego wzniosłego aktu komplementarności i czułości małżeńskiej aspektu spontaniczności.


*************************************************************************
My hunny bunny!




*************************************************************************
Ultimate P L A Y G R O U N D of doom.




..

Oh em gee, nighmare pwns thee!

Ha. Did you know...
...that seraphims have 6 wings? Cool, ne?



I would like to be a seraphim. O.o

TEH BIRTHDAY

It's quite possible that this is the happiest day of my life. *ish happy*

Thank you, my friends for all best wishes and presents. Your art keeps on amazing me every single time, my talented fellows.

Thanks for awesome presents. The one that amazed me alot today was the subscription! I surely didn't expected it! Thank you, dear person, who made me so insanely happy today!

Thanks for all kind words, I'm going to use the month which is ahead to made all subscribed things I can xD *is getting excited* I am poor so you just made my happy. Yay.

Very special thanks go to ~nitiryan for making sexy present for meh! _{...which I already raped several times}


And my Dear ~BlackAngelOfWar Baowiak C. Dornes for Buka pic.


And also for my great, lovely and pretty ~your-despair for making a real birthday card for meh!

Thank you!



Teh feature of doom!










































Ain't my webcan just too sexy?
And yay for teh pinkness!

Yay. Teh importance. I'm excited like a 3-year old. Guess what?! *noob mode on* Kyaaah, meh birthday!

Akala: Old biatch...


Remember kids - 1st of February


This is a sad date, your junior turns 17 and is not a junior anymore. Teh end of innocence, yay.

Well... if you would be so kind and made me some kind of gift. I'd love you forever! Something like a naked bishie *it doesn't have to be necessary naked*, my portret or a chibi or anything you can think about.
*Despair is drawing Ukitake for meh, not a chibi, remember, biatch!*
You can write a poem for me. Or buy me a subscription or hire a sex slave for meh xD

Yay. I would be so happy if anyone remembered about my birthday. *sob, sob*

Akala: Pathetic old biatch...

List of bishies you can include:
* Kakashi,
* Ukitake,
* Byakuya,
* Ishida,
* Itachi,
* Muraki,
* Rufus.
* any bishie you find attractive.
* Akala *she's not a bishie but still...*

*************************************************************************

Teh tag of doom

I've been tagged by

Rules:
1. post these rules
2. each person tagged must post 8 random (hopefully interesting) facts about themselves
3. tags should write a journal of these facts
4. at the end of the post 8 more bloggers are tagged and named.
5. go to their page and leave a comment telling them that they're tagged.

1. I get lost easily. Last time I lost my friends in Oxford and run around screaming. The other thing is that I've got tendency to panic.
2. My name was supposed to be Brygida. Brigitte in English, I guess. Yay, it would be cool xD But I'm Magdalena.
3. I've got a leader-type personality. I'm always telling people what to do and find my own ideas the best I also tend to think that I'm more intelligent that the others and I love to be admired. Perfect egoism. I made a quiz and found out that I've got 'sadistic seme attitude' xD
4. I'm the most competitive person in the world. In every subject. From art to math. Seriously.
5. According to chinese astrology - I'm a horse. It's the most artistic of zodiacs. And I'm also aquarius. That makes a crazy mixture of pure egoism and vulnerable, sensitive nature. xD
6. Household chores are something that I'll never acknowledge as a part of life. My parents say that my life wisdom stopped developing when I was 5 years old. Due to this fact I can't cook, clean or look after babies, sumimasen. xD
7. I think about raping bishies during boring lessons. Yes, Despair, this is why my eyes are so... absent xD
8. I easily made people believe me and think that I'm a serious, decent girl. I can't guess why, though... xD Someone said that I've got so sad eyes of a lost puppy and it made people want to look after me. xD

I TAG:
Unavoidable, you have to.




*************************************************************************
My girlfriend!




*************************************************************************

Yay the 1st!

Stab, stab, stab. I haven't updated my journal in something like 3 months. Stab, stab, stab.

Yay the 2nd!

My Kakashi has been featured in teh news. As a "hidden gem of fanart". *gets wet eyes, sob, sob, sob*
Go, click and find out about my undoubtable awesomness!

[link]

Yay the 3rd!

School sucks.
*you'll never guess, right?*

One random fact about myself.
- I'm serious. ~your-despair said so.
Strange this world is, indeed.


****************************************************

TEH STUPIDOUS TAG. Yay the 5th.

****************************************************
And now teh tag will eat your brainz.

RULES:
Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Using the following questions, press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer them.
Don't cheat or your appendages will be cut off.

One question before I start.... What is appendage?



Here I go anyway...

1.If someone says "is this okay?" you say...

System of a Down - "Boom"
XDDDDDD
Yes, being myself I could actually say something like this! xD

2.How would you describe yourself?

Incubus - "Make yourself"
Yes, I will.

3.What do you like in a guy/girl?

Gunther - "Ding dong song"
Oh, you touch my tralala - my ding, ding dong! Lmao, this is so very true xD So can listen to it there - [link]

4.How do you feel today?

System of a Down - "Prison song"
My MP3 player knows more about me than I do, lol!

5.What is your life's purpose?

Metallica - "Enter Sandman"
Now I'm anxious! xD

6.What is your motto?

Marilyn Manson - "Mechanical Animals"
Yes, you're my puppets, little, naughty cratures!

7.What do your friends think of you?

System of a Down - "Forest"
Really? xD

8.What do you think of your parents?

Incubus - "Consequence"
Yeah, I AM the consequence of their action xD

9.What do you think about very often?

Marilyn Manson - "The Nobodies"
I tend to have kinky/stupid/irrational thoughts.

10.What is 2 + 2?

Metallica - "Nothing else matters"
Yesh, only mathematic and "nothing else matters"

11.What do you think of your best friend?

Incubus - "Battlestar Scralatchtica"
...the fuck?

12.What do you think of the person you like?

Tool - "Reflection"
Yesh!

13.What is your life story?

Gorillaz - "O green world"
XDDD Yesh, green and gloomy!

14.What do you want to be when you grow up?

Incubus - "I miss you"
I'm going to be emo! xD

15.What do you think of when you see the person you like?

Kult - Dziewczyna bez zęba na przedzie
o, lol, dokładnie!

16.What will you dance to at your wedding?

Incubus - "Nowhere fast"
Did I mention that I'm going to be a faithful Muraki's fangirl till my last day? xD

17.What will they play at your funeral?

Tool - "Schism"
Yes, i would like that song.

18.What is your hobby/interest?

Cult - "Until it sleeps"
Yeah, molesting is my hobby

19. What is your biggest fear?

Gorillaz - "Fire coming out of a monkey's head"
lmao

20.What is your biggest secret?

System of a Down - "Psycho"
lol, lol, lol. This is not a secret!


------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My girlfriend!

Me and my wifey!



----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Żeby życie miało smaczek - raz Tatsumi raz Muraczek!